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Zašto bi invalidi trebali imati prednost pri zapošljavanju

Naslov posta je u kondicionalu jer iako Zakon kaže da “osobe s invaliditetom imaju prednost pri zapošljavanju”, u praksi…

Mi jednostavno imamo dodatne troškove koje zdrava raja nema.
Baš se oporavljam od operacije (zapravo dvije jer se zakompliciralo, ali da ne tupim…), pa imam primjer.

Znači, zbog prijašnjih zdravstvenih pizdarija, oporavak koji bi inače bio dug je meni još duži …i kompliciraniji. Najvažnije je da ne mogu na štake. Znači, sljedećih mjesec-dva-tri sam prikovan na kolica.

Sve što mogu sam, radim sam, ali… U kolicima ne mogu u kupaonu i jedva se prebacujem na ćenifu što značajno otežava higijenu, jelte? Da bih oprao ruke, netko mi mora staviti lavor i sapun ispred kupaone. Detaljnije se ne mogu oprati sam.
Danju se redovito prebacujem na ćenifu, ali noću da se prebacujem i strmopizdim… Imam gusku koju ako je napunim (srećom ova 2-3 tjedna koja sam doma još nisam imao potrebu), treba isprazniti. To ne mogu sam bez da ne prolijem pišaku po podu i vjerojatno po sebi, a da ju prolijem po operiranoj nozi (rane još nisu skroz zacijelile) i da vidiš veselja… A šta je sa sranjem?! Uhvatilo me jednu noć. Skoro sam probudio cijeli kvart, ali sam uspio stisnuti zibe …i šupčić.
Piti mogu sam. Ali natočiti si… Iz sudopera ne mogu. Iz frižidera mogu ako u frižideru ima nečeg. U frižider se stavlja kad natočiš vrč u spomenutom sudoperu ili kupiš u dućanu. Po stanu se furam u kolicima, ali na dulje relacije, da… opet ne mogu sam (nošenje namirnica da ne spominjem).
Ni suđe ni posuđe ne mogu sam staviti u spomenuti sudoper, a o pranju dotičnog da ne govorim. A postaviti stol? Mogu …kad mi netko doda / stavi suđe na stol. I tako dalje…
Srećom, mama mi je još u stanju pomagati, ali što kad više neće biti? Možda više neću ići na veće zahvate, pa ću se sam nekako snaći; ali to je malo vjerojatno. I ovdje govorim samo o operacijama. Preostaju mi dvije opcije: osobni asistent ili maltretiranje žene ili prijatelja. Ne bih sad o tome da je baš zbog invaliditeta i onoga što on sa sobom nosi teško naći ženu koja će preuzeti taj teret; koliko god televizija, portali i novine naveli primjera da je partner stupio u dužu vezu unatoč teretu ili čak baš zbog njega. Naravno, nije nemoguće; ima puno primjera, ali ukupno je toga malo. Nije riječ o diskriminaciju, ali je logično da cure privlače mišićavi muškarci, a dečke ljepuškaste cure. Sprijatelji se čovjek s različitim ljudima. Ali to je to – prijateljstvo. Doduše, zna se iz prijateljstva svašta iznjedriti, ali to baš i nije tako često. Dobro skrećem s teme. U svakom slučaju, čak ti ni ženu nije ugodno gledati dok ona rinta, a ti kurca možeš; a kamoli prijatelje od kojih imaš manja očekivanja. Znači, puno vjerojatnija opcija je osobni asistent koji nije besplatan…

Naravno, bolnica nosi sa sobom troškove.

Prvo da razjasnim razliku između znakova pažnje i mita. Mito se daje prije liječenja i uglavnom je u “papirnatom” obliku. Znak pažnje se daje poslije liječenja i nije u “papirnatom” obliku. Kod nas su znakovi pažnje uobičajeni, malte ne očekivani. Dobro, kad tvoj doktor napravi sve što je u njegovom opisu posla, ajde. Ali kad, na primjer, dežurna doktorica čiji pacijent ti nisi te dolazi obilaziti usred noći nakon što je kontaktirala tvog doktora i ovaj je došao i onda još zbog tebe ostane na dužnosti pola dana nakon završetka dežurstva iako za tim nije bilo potrebe; odnosno zbog tebe je na nogama 36 sati i ti joj onda ne daš neki znak pažnje, pa ili si baš frontalni frontalni kokuz ili đubre malo većeg kalibra…
Onda po kući možeš biti u dronjcima, u tenisicama možeš imati čarape s oderanim petama ili čak rupama na prstima, u hlačama ofucane gaće; ali u bolnici ipak trebaš na nešto ličiti, a opet da nisi u odijelu ili sličnoj “finoj robi”. Ličenje na nešto uglavnom košta.
Danas je boravak u bolnici puno bolji nego prije 10-20 godina. Lijepo imaš laptop i/ili mobitel i vrijeme brzo prođe. Ajde, s obzirom na današnji (tehnološki) standard, mećimo da već imaš laptop i/ili mobitel i to ti nije dodatni trošak, po pacijentu je u prosjeku jedna utičnica, koju nerijetko koristi osoblje za uređaje za potrebe liječenja. Znači, kupi produžni kabel i pazi da žica bude dugačka jer pitaj Boga gdje će biti utičnica (meni je sada bila kod nogu…). Kako ćeš držati laptop kad nećeš moći sjediti? Kupi još i stolić za laptop.
Onda je tu Internet. Da li bolnica ima wi-fi? Sada vjerojatno. Za koju godinicu valjda hoće. Ako ga ima, kolika je brzina? Što kada se svi zakvače? Znači, plati si pošteni mobilni internet. I tako; nađe se tih troškova još.

Invalidnina? Ona pokriva dio tih troškova uz redovitu plaću. Da bi imao redovitu plaću, moraš biti zaposlen, jelte? Čak je i bolovanje neki prihod. Invalidska mirovina? Ona je za one koji ne mogu raditi, ali puno nas može. Zašto bih živio na grbači države kad mogu doprinositi društvu?! Ali moj doprinos državi je ograničen. Ne mogu nosati teret po skladištu, ne mogu konobariti i sl. Zato se i nisam školovao za fizički rad. Poanta je u tome da se “u nuždi” ne mogu zaposliti bilo gdje i tako si osigurati tu redovitu plaću; niti bi mi šef na baušteli tolerirao silna bolovanja. Ovako, kada ne mogu do posla, mogu raditi od doma. Za to mi treba i poštena mašina, odnosno još jedan trošak. Zato kada sam kupovao laptop, ispod i3 nisam ni gledao, ali me budžet ograničio na 4 GB RAM-a, integriranu grafiku i 14″ [zbog prenosivosti (pogotovo u bolnici) nisam htio veći od 13″, ali eto…]. I da, čitateljima koji bi za koju godinicu pročitali post bez da gledaju datum objave i onda si mislili Kaj ovaj bedak pripoveda?! Pa i3 je pizdin dim!, napomenem da je ovaj post pisan ljeti 2018. (a laptop kupljen krajem ’17. ×D )…


Objavljeno prije podne 7.7.2018. u 11:50

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The Fionavar Tapestry

The Fionavar Tapestry is a fantasy trilogy by a Canadian author that prompted me into writing the previous post. I started reading it because the author helped Christopher Tolkien with the Silmarilion, so I thought his works gotta be good. In addition, The Fionavar Tapestry actually won some awards. Yeah, about that…
I also read that Kay (the author) has good knowledge of myths and legends and he demonstrated that knowledge in the Tapestry. Well, that much is true, but that’s about it. All in all, I can honestly say that Fionavar Tapestry is one of the worst works of fiction I’ve ever read.

So the story begins with five University of Toronto students crossing to a fictional world of Fionavar. I have nothing against the concept, but why they crossed – the pretence – is so bloody idiotic. So a mage came to “pick them up” for a party – a celebration of king’s 50th coronation anniversary – and none of them was a bit skeptic. Actually, one was a tiny bit skeptic, but he was quickly turned around. Mkay, a stranger claims he’s from another world and that he came to invite you to a party, and you accept everything he says, welcome him with open arms and go with him with no questions asked… Yeah… And here I can’t understand why people drawl over a royal bloody wedding…

I should have probably stopped reading right there, but I kept going naively hoping against hope things would become better because an author who helped Christopher bloody Tolkien just can’t write something this stupid. Like experience hasn’t taught me times and times again that something can be good or bad whether it’s written or played by a good or bad author/director/actor. The prime example is probably I Am Legend. Will Smith is a great author yet I Am Legend is among the most senseless movies ever.

So what happened when the students crossed over to Fionavar? They quickly became the most important people in Fionavar, of course and everyone in Fionavar was A-okay with that. Mkay… so you’ve been busting your ass for decades with something and suddenly a brat from another world – who came to your world like a day ago – is bossing you around and giving you lessons. Would you accept it so willingly? Wouldn’t you be at least a tiny bit annoyed? Could you say that everyone around you wouldn’t have a problem with such a behaviour of the brat from another world?

But, the students did lack some skills. A law student, the University’s MVP basketball player, lacked the skills to wield a sword, so the poor soul had to go for a battle axe… Minutes after appearing on Fionavar he slew a big monster. One would say that he was at least a lumberjack… alas no, he was a bloody law student; a basketball player. Basically, the 5 main characters are just a bunch of Reys.

In book two, a guy saved the day by fucking a hag… And the ending of the trilogy?! So the bad guy’s son came to his immortal daddy and the daddy told him that if his son had been killed anywhere else but there, he’d become mortal, but now Daddy could kill his boy right there because if he dies in Daddy’s presence, Daddy’s immortality is insured. And what did the son do? He killed himself to insure his evil daddy’s death… Where is the bloody sense???

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying The Fionavar Tapestry doesn’t deserve to be awarded. It really takes talent to write something that stupid. You really need to be something… And, aye, you have to be an even bigger something to continue reading the crap after being disappointed time and time again which, sadly, doesn’t go in my favour.

I might give Kay’s other works – like Tigana – a shot, but not for quite some time. After all, like I said, one crap doesn’t necessarily mean an author’s entire bibliography’s a shit, but the Tapestry… Just stay away from it! You have been warned… 😊

Canadian spelling

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Short intro (cf1)
Question(s) of the day (cf2)

Short intro (cf1)

I’d say that English is a good lingua franca because the lingo is relatively simple. That is as simple as languages go. Just ask polyglots. Lingoes like Finnish and Polish are nightmares for foreigners.

The only thing that makes no sense is spelling. But to any opposition to a spelling that has no sense, there are merits to such a spelling though. English employs simple 26 letters easily accommodated on a keyboard, so writing the language properly is no problem on any keyboard, at least when it comes to Latin script and Latin script is the most widely used script. True, in large part that is because of English, but the script is natively used in most European languages and has been adopted in many others.
Another advantage English is the language is native in countries around the world, but it has a pretty much unique spelling system (Commonwealth and American differences are minor), meaning English speakers can easily read American, Canadian, British, Australian, New Zealand etc. texts. If English spelling were phonetic, each anglophone country would have its own spelling according to the country’s standard pronunciation (and 26 letters just can’t accommodate all the sounds a standard English pronunciation has), so instead of learning just one spelling, you’d have to learn …a lot to comprehend English around the world.

Now, I get that the Yanks must have their way with colors, sabers, maneuvers etc. while everyone else (meaning the Commonwealth ×D ) has colours, sabres, manoeuvres etc… everyone else but Canadians that is.

Going through Canadian texts, I realized they employ both spellings, American spelling being “geographic” influence (the US being Canada’s biggest neighbour) and Commonwealth  be”historic” influence (ties with the UK; Canada is a Commonwealth realm after all 🙂 ).

American and British influence can be seen in words like cheque (from ties with British banks) and tire (from ties with American automobile industry), but most words are not so “standardized”. I swear, I’ve seen equal amounts of colours, colors; centres and centers in various Canadian texts.

Since foreign speakers usually aren’t bothered with American and Commonwealth differences and since we use texts from various sources; I got quite annoyed when my spellchecker underlines a word just because the word is spelled American or Commonwealth way but, in essence, is spelled correctly! So I decided to use Canadian spellchecker so many programs offer because that one should allow both forms. Surprise, surprise, some programs would still underline correctly spelled words. For example Firefox spellchecker underlines color and center, but then it underlines organisation

So, I did a bit of reading. Turns out there are “preferred” spellings in Canadian English. So while all color, center and organisation are “acceptable”; colour, centre and organization are “preferred”. Here’s what I don’t understand: if a certain spelling is acceptable, why wouldn’t a spellchecker allow it?! “Acceptable” and “incorrect” ain’t synonyms! Are you trying to make people illiterate?!
In addition, while I only occasionally bump into a Canadian organisation, I see Canadian centers and colors all around, maybe even more than colours and centres. Mkay, probably not, but still really a lot and not just on websites, where just everybody writes. I see them in video games and books which should be proofed! I’m currently reading The Fionavar Tapestry by a Canadian author Guy Gavriel Kay. Actually, the books prompted me into writing the post 😀 Anyway, words like “colour”, “honour” and “armour” are almost always spelled color, honor and armor. Likewise, words like “centre”, “sceptre” and “spectre” are almost always spelled center, scepter and specter. Shades of grey are most often indeed grey (although the spelling is often used in the US too; after all, George Martin writes grerather than gray) 😉 and Ls in words like travelled, levelled and labelled are mostly doubled. Yet there is an occasional rumour of gray travelers in the books 😉 Actually, even the name of an evil god; that is the main bad guy ain’t consistent. Sometimes, he’s Maugrim the Unraveller; other times he’s Maugrim the Unraveler. And offense is often the best defence 😉 Anyhow, books like The Fionavar Tapestry should definitely be proofed, so why are “acceptable” spellings used instead of the “preferred”. Hell, Canadian spellchecker for Firefox would underline half of The Fionavar Tapestry! 😀 In addition to being Canadian, Kay had spent a year in England assisting Christopher Tolkien in editing The Silmarillion before he wrote The Fionavar Tapestry. One would think that all those Us would have stuck with him 😀

Now that I mention The Fionavar Tapestry, I must say that the books are a major disappointment :/

Question(s) of the day (cf2)

All in all, I have a few questions for Canadians: What spelling do you use? For what words? Are you consistent? Does your spellchecker often underline words you spelled correctly? Does it annoy you? Is there a standardized spelling you learn in school? Does the way Canadians spell depend on the province? Does it depend on the closeness to the US border (disclosing your closeness to the US border and the province you’re from would be good here, but suit yourself 🙂 )?

And finally, a question for fellow foreign speakers? Do spellcheckers annoy you too when they underline correct “colours” and “colors”? 😉 Did you think you’d find “salvation” in Canadian spellcheckers too only to be sourly disappointed? 😀

Thank you in advance 🙂

Simboli i obilježja

Znaš ono kad se voziš javnim prijevozom do doma? Špica, gužva; treba ti 40 i više minute, tramvaj pun. Šta ćeš? Sluške na uši, glazba i muzika i tih 40 minuta razmišljaš o svemu i svačemu i svakakve pizdarije ti se motaju po glavi.

E, tako se jedan dan meni motalo susjedstvo; preciznije koliko različitih simbola ima u susjednoj nam BiH – kantoni, entiteti – i kako su neki simboli zabranjeni, odnosno da neki kantoni – i čak sama Federacija – nemaju službene simbole.

To mi je malo puno glupo, pa sam još malo razmišljao o tome.

Dobro, za Federaciju su simboli nebitni jer je Federacija ionako svojevrsna protuteža RS-a. Mislim, oba entiteta su umjetne tvorevine mirovnog sporazuma koji je od BiH napravio protektorat (iako bi ovako lijep opis susjeda bio “konfederacija federacije i republike”). Činjenica je da je Daytonom prekinuto krvavo krvoproliće, pa se ne žalim, ali samo kažem 🙂 Federacija je zapravo nužno zlo i postoji samo zato da RS ne bi bio baš pravo dominantan nad kantonima. Ono 48:51 (ne računajući Brčko) ne izgleda kao kad bi se tih 48% površine uspoređivalo sa svakim kantonom pojedinačno. I da, tu je naravno mjesta za više državnih uhljeba 🙂 U biti, u Federaciji su bitni kantoni i ne vidim zašto bi bili potrebni simboli na entitetskoj razini. Dovoljni su državni simboli. Ipak Federacija nema separatističke težnje 🙂

Zapravo je jedini problem Hercegbosanskoj županiji čiji su simboli neustavni “jer predstavljaju samo jedan narod”. Isto vrijedi i za Zapadnohercegovačku županiju, ali budući da Hrvati čine 99% stanovništva županije [da, više nego u Hrvatskoj (90,5%) ×D ], to u ŽZH ne čini nekakav problem 🙂
U HBŽ je situacija drukčija. Mkay, jesmo većinski narod županije, ali sa 77%. Štoviše, u sjevernim općinama Srbi čine apsolutnu većinu.
Budimo realni, nismo sami na svijetu. Izvlačenje kako RS može je prebijedno jer tuđe greške i grijesi ne opravdavaju naše, a o licemjerju da drugima zamjeramo ono što sami činimo, ne bih. Samo ću reći da mrzim licemjerje! Osim toga, malo je glupo da dva kantona u istoj zemlji – i k tomu susjedna! – imaju ista obilježja.

Zapravo, najjednostavnije rješenje za HBŽ koje mi je palo na pamet se upravo krije u RS-u. Kakva je zastava RS-a? Srpska trobojnica jer kao crvena, bijela i plava predstavljaju Slavene, a i Srbi i Hrvati i Bošnjaci su Slaveni. Pa onda neka HBŽ jednostavno makne grb sa zastave i eto ti Slavena! Ako netko ide toliko daleko da misli da bi došlo do zajebuna s Nizozemskom (i/ili Luxemburgom ×D ), neka se ne zamara jer su i Nizozemska (i Luxemburg) države, a HBŽ je kanton. Zato ne brigaj. Vjerojatnost suradnje između Nizozemske (i/ili Luxemburga) i baš HBŽ je minimalna. I “nizozemska” plava (a bogme i crvena) je tamnija (a luxemburška svjetlija). Budući da danas ispis istih boja različite nijanse (ni na papir ni na platno) nije problem… A ako je baš potrebno, kad bi se baš trebala naglasiti razlika, onda ipak stavi grb (ili “amblem”) i mirna Bosna!

Što se grba tiče, tu se isto možemo “ugledati” na RS. Tu od zastave napraviš amblemčić, metneš 10  (kao “Kanton 10”) ili neki kurac u sredinu i mirna Bosna! Jedino ne bi tamo sa strane mećao Hercegbosanska županija ko što oni imaju Republika Srpska jer je naziv županije “škakljiv”. Mislim, ja bih bio malo kreativniji i stavio šahovnicu iznad koje je dvoglavi orao, a ispod su bosanski ljiljani ili tako nešto da svi budu “zadovoljni”, ali amblem tipa ovog što ima RS je najjednostavniji.

Stalno se priča o mogućoj reorganizaciji Federacije koje bi uključivala spajanje HBŽ i ŽZH. Ispričat ću vam priču jednu o kadi na dječjem odjelu ortopedije – na kojem sam često boravio od 1996. do 2007. – u bolnici Šalata u Zagrebu. Kada je bila oronula i nikakva; stara pola stoljeća (barem). Ma, užas živi, a prije svake operacije pod tuš u nju! Zato bi stariji bi brisali na muški/ženski odjel na tuširanje. Ne znam je li kada još uvijek na istom mjestu jer sam davno prerastao dječji odjel, ali poanta je da kada sve vrijeme dok sam ja išao na odjel nije promijenjena jer se ortopedija “seli u novu bolnicu”. Tako je, čekajući selidbu, odjel imao trulu kadu barem 10 godina! Isti je slučaj s Federacijom – pitanje kada će do reorganizacije doći i da li će uopće doći do nje, pogotovo jer bi se njom smanjio broj već spomenutih uhljeba. Pa samo vi čekajte reorganizaciju, a dotle će HBŽ biti bez službenih obilježja…

Sad moram dodaknuti “škakljivost” naziva Hercegbosanska županija 😀 Naziv je neustavan jer “županija nijednim svojim dijelom” nije u Hercegovini. Da… Krajnji jug županije jest u Hercegovini. Možda ne valja jer većina županije nije u Hercegovini, a naziv počinje eto baš Hercegovinom. Šta da ju nazovemo Bosan-hercegovačka županija?! Zato bi bilo lijepo da Ustavni sud ili kaže pravi razlog neustavnosti ili ne jebe mačku mater. Pravi razlog je, naravno da je isti naziv nosila samoproglašena Herceg-Bosna u ratu. Ajde mogu razumjeti da Srbima i Bošnjacima to nije po volji i nek ju oni slobodno zovu Kanton 10 ili kako već. Ali nije HBŽ jedina s nazivom samoproglašene republike iz rata, jelte? Da, pola BiH pripada entitetu koji je isto u ratu bio samoproglašena republika. Jedina razlika je da je RS bio pravo samoproglašen. Herceg-Bosna je priznavala suverenitet Republike BiH barem na papiru. Odnosno, RS je danas ono što je Herceg-Bosna bila u Ratu… S tim da naziv Herceg-Bosna i hercegbosanski ne spominju nijedan narod i nijednu narodnost; ništa ne svojata i nikom ne daje primat. Može li se isto reći za Republiku Srpsku? Ukratko, malo realnosti ne škodi…

Kad već bljezgarim, da još o nečem izbljegarim.

Kanton i/ili županija

U ovom postu sam naizgled naizmjence koristio izraze županija kanton. Iako mi za bh kantone često koristimo termin županija, postoji razlika između kantona i županije i to bitna. Kantoni federalne jedinice poput švicarskih kantona, a županije su jedinice područne samouprave u nekim zemljama (npr. u Hrvatskoj), poput okruga; odnosno autonomija kantona kao federalne jedinice je puno veća nego ona od županije. Zapravo, županije nemaju autonomiju i župan je direktno podložan centralnoj vlasti. Na kraju krajeva, na čelu bh kantona (čak i onih s većinskim hrvatskim stanovništvom) je premijer s vladom, a ne župan bez vlade. Znači, kanton se može zvati Zapadnohercegovačka županija, ali on je i dalje kanton; ono kanton Zapadnohercegovačka županija.

Treći entitet

Stalno se priča o tom trećem entitetu. Čak nam i Milorad daje podršku (ali samo “ako se ne dira ni pedalj RS-a”). E u tom pedlju je kvaka. Što bi značio treći entitet? U najboljem slučaju bi njime Federacija bila podijeljena, a gore spomenuta “protuteža RS-a” bi otišla u krasan kurac i RS bi bio pravo dominantan nad dva nova entiteta (48% bi u tom slučaju bilo pravo puno 😉 ). Postoji pak gora vjerojatnost kojoj Milorad vjerojatno teži. Ustav BiH, BiH definira kao državu koju čine dva entiteta. Uspostavom trećeg bi Milorad i raja mogli reći Mkay, imate dva entiteta; mi vam ne trebamo i dobiti pravni legitimitet za odcjepljenje. Prvi scenarij bi možda prošao bez krvi, ali sa stalnim provokacijama iz RS-a; a ovaj drugi bi zasigurno bio krvav. Zato mislim da treći entitet nije dobra ideja. Jedino što ostaje je već spomenuta reorganizacija Federacije. Po meni bi centralizacija Federacije bila najbolje rješenje da se smanje državni troškovi. Mkay je da kantoni imaju neka ministarstva, sudstvo itd. da bi održali autonomiju. Npr. jasno mi je ministarstvo kulture, ali ministarstvo zdravstva na kantonalnoj razini… Kad već ne može na državnoj, onda je logično da bude na federalnoj… Tako bi se novac mogao bolje rasporediti i troškovi bi se smanjili. Ali da, uhljebi… Zato sumnjam da je reorganizacija Federacije na vidiku…


Objavljeno navečer 3.5.2018. u 10:37

Bezobrazluk ovlaštenog Lenovo servisa – trust in Lenovo seriously shaken

Ispričat ću vam priču jednu o bezobrazluku, nesposobnosti i neprofesionalnosti Zel-cosa, ovlaštenog Lenovo servisa.

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I’m gonna tell you about the rudeness, incompetence and unprofessionalism of an authorized Lenovo service in Croatia (actually, the only one). Pasting the email I sent to Lenovo should suffice. So… the email is right under the Croatian one, so stay tuned and keep scrolling 😀

Predmet: Bezobraznost, nesposobnost i neprofesionalnost Zel-cos; ovlaštenog Lenovo servisa

Tekst:

Poštovani,

ovim putem Vam želim ispričati svoje iskustvo sa servisom Zel-cos.

Riječ je o ovlaštenom Lenovo servisu.

Lani sam kupio Lenovo laptop kojemu se pokvario bluetooth. Malo radi, malo ne radi, ali više ne radi. Budući da mi se približavao istek garantnog roka, odlučio sam laptop dati na servis.

Kako vidite na radnom nalogu servisa, dobili su laptop 6. prosinca 2017. Na računu vidite da je laptop kupljen 16. prosinca 2016., odnosno da su ga primili unutar garantnog roka. Međutim, vraćen je prekjučer, 3. siječnja 2018.; odnosno nakon garantnog roka. Kod njih je proveo skoro mjesec dana, a oni su na njemu radili jedan jedini sat, kao što vidite u radnom nalogu. Što su napravili u tom vremenu? NIŠTA, kao što vidite u opisu rada. Da su radili na njemu malo više od sat vremena, možda bi i sami primijetili da bluetooth radi na preskokce. Ja sam doma potrošio pola dana pokušavajući pokrenuti bluetooth na Windowsima i Knoppixu. Nadalje, smo u trgovini gdje je kupljen, potrošili dodatnih dva sata u jednom danu (duplo više nego Zel-cos u 28 dana). Isprobavali smo bluetooth na Windowsima i Ubuntuu. Zato se pitam koji to moćno operativni sustav oni imaju da im je eto sve besprijekorno radili.

Također, reinstalaciju originalnih Windowsa u svrhu popravka u garantnom roku bi oni naplatili i to kao rad od sat vremena. Možda nekom neupućenom mogu prodavati te fore, ali ja znam da reinstalacija Windowsa traje uvrh glave pola sata. Ne znam, valjda bi si udvostručili trud… Ono što je bezobrazno bez obzira na naplaćivanje u garantnom roku i dodavanju potrebnog vremena je da me nisu kontaktirali da me pitaju da li da nastave. Ne znam, svi golubi pismonoše su očito bili prehlađeni 28 dana kad mi se u tom vremenu nisu javili… Ne, nego bi ja ponovno trebao dati laptop njima i dati im blagoslov za reinstalaciju. Praviti budale od ljudi i tjerati ih da bez veze hodaju po gradu je dovoljno bezobrazno. Uz to, ja sam osoba s invaliditetom i nije mi lako ići lijevo-desno po Gradu ko zadnja budala.

Naravno, budući da je garancija istekla, čak i da ponovo ostavim laptop u njihovim brižnim rukama, popravak bi morao platiti. I koliko bih čekao?! Do lipnja bih možda i imao laptop u rukama!

Lijep pozdrav,
*Ime i prezime*

Prilozi: račun laptopa i radni nalog Zel-cosa.

Sve u svemu, Hrvatima nikako ne bih savjetovao kupnju Lenovo laptopa jer je Zel-cos jedini ovlašteni servis u državi. Znači da kada odnesete svog Lenova na servis, pogotovo ako je pod garancijom, vjerojatno će prije ili kasnije završiti kod ovih budala i vjerujte mi, posao s njima će vas koštati puno živaca! Unatoč invaliditetu, za mene je olakšavajuća okolnost da živim u Zagrebu. Mogu misliti kako je Dubrovčanima i Vukovarcima kada ih jebu ovakve budale…


Objavljeno 5.1.2018. poslijepodne u 4:07

 

Mkay, mkay, now for Oonglish:

Before pasting the email, lemme tell you that I couldn’t find a Lenovo Customer Support email address anywhere; neither could I find a way to send them a ticket considering the (un)satisfaction with one of their authorized repair shops. That has shaken my trust in them because a global company like Lenovo should make it as easy as possible for their costumers to communicate with them.

In the end, I Googled out five different Lenovo email addresses and sent them the same email hoping that at least one of them would respond.

Anyway, here’s the email:

Subject: Incompetence, rudeness and behaviour of an authorized Lenovo repair shop because of which I’m never going to buy another Lenovo product and I’m going to spread the word 🙂 (!)

Text:

Dear Lenovo,

Firstly I would like to apologize for contacting you in this manner. I searched for a Lenovo support email contact, but was unsuccessful and found only these addresses. I figured that at least one of you is going to take action.

Long story short: An authorized Lenovo repair shop received a laptop on 6 December 2017, returned the laptop on 3 January 2018, spent a single hour “repairing” the laptop and did nothing in that hour. The repair shop in question is Zel-cos. Since they are the only authorized Lenovo repair shop in Croatia, at least for Ideapad laptops, most broken Lenovo products in Croatia, especially those under warranty, eventually end up in their incompetent hands. To save myself trouble of dealing with them again, I am never going to buy a Lenovo product again and I am going to spread the word to save other people the trouble of dealing with them.

I attached the relevant documents. They are in Croatian and I’m going to provide translations of the relevant parts. You can have the translation verified, of course 😊

I squared the relevant parts in different colours and numbered each square in service_receipt to simplify it as much as possible 😊

1 red square:
Date of reception: 6 December 2017
Date of repair*: 3 January 2018

2 green square:
Time invested into the repair*
Beginning – 13:13
End – 14:13
Time Spent – 1 h

3 purple square:
***WARRANTY*** Device diagnostics: the device powers up normally, OS is being booted normally. Bluetooth doesn’t function correctly
Device has been tested on our OS and it has been established that everything functions correctly. Device’s hardware is sound.
We can offer a reinstallation of the OS for additional payment of 1 hour of work.
The costumer has dropped his request. Cleaning and packing

The bolded text is the diagnostic of the shop where the laptop was bought. We spent two hours (double the time than the repair shop) in a single day (27 days! less than the repair shop…) trying to make the Bluetooth work without success. Only then did we send the laptop to the repair shop.

*Note that they hadn’t repaired anything, but they had kept the laptop with them for a month. The problem with Bluetooth is that it doesn’t work most of the times. If they had actually spent more than a single hour “working” on the thing in 28 days, they might have noticed that themselves. Upon confronting them with that argument, they had the audacity to tell me that “if a device works sometimes, it isn’t broken”. I also bolded “payment”. They request I pay them for repairing a device under warranty and they said it would take 1 hour?! A full hour for OS reinstallation?! 30 minutes tops! However that is not the point. The point is that they didn’t contact me to ask me if I wanted them to proceed. I guess all the carrier pigeons must have been unavailable for 28 days, so it must have been just impossible for them to contact me… I would also like to add that I am a person with disabilities, so while making people walk around the town for no reason is bad enough, walking around the town really is difficult for me.

Moreover, I didn’t drop anything; I hadn’t even been told anything before being handed the laptop back.

Before moving to the issue of warranty, I would like to say that the Bluetooth was tested on Windows, Ubuntu and Knoppix without success. So I do wonder what mighty OS the repair shop uses. Upon asking them the question, I wasn’t given an answer.

I attached the receipt of purchase as a proof that when the laptop had been received, it had been under warranty. However, The warranty expired in the mean time. This was most likely done so I couldn’t intervene on a free repair anymore.

Red square in purchase_receipt says:
Date and time: 16 December 2016 at 16:04

So, while the warranty is not valid any longer, it expired on 16 December, meaning the laptop was under warranty when the repair shop received it (6 December).

I would like to end the email with saying how very disappointed I am with Lenovo. I never expected such an established brand to authorize such a rude and incompetent repair shop.

Best regards,
*Name and surname*

Attachments: purchase receipt of the laptop, receipt of the repair shop


Posted on January 5th, 2018 at 15:07 GMT
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How Firefox has fallen from my grace …again (hopefully, it’s just temporary again :) )

With all the shit happening in Zimbabwe these days, you might have seen titles like Mugabe’s fall from Grace, especially on African news portals. Don’t wanna dampen Zimbabweans’ spirits, but nothing’s gonna change in Zimbabwe …not for the better, at least. One dictator’s just being replaced with another. I mean, Mnangagwa was Mugabe’s right hand just a month ago and the party sponsoring him glorified Mugabe just a week ago. So… without further ado, I’m not gonna talk about Mugabe’s fall from Grace, but Firefox’s fall from my grace 😀

Recently, my favourite browser – Firefox – updated. It’s Firefox Quantum now… All good and well, but what’s the problem? Most of my old add-ons don’t work anymore! The many reason I have stuck with Firefox all these years are the add-ons I’ve so much gotten used to. A particular add-on that ain’t working any more is Classic Theme Restorer. Call me a grandpa, but I don’t like much the modern look of browsers these days. That is I prefer the old “retro” style and that’s what I have Classic Theme Restorer for, so I was quite pissed to find out the add-on wasn’t working anymore! I’ve waited for a week now for the add-on to be updated. No luck! The add-on still hasn’t been updated, so I decided a different approach was needed.

Remember I wrote about Waterfox a few years back? Since the official release of 64bit edition of Firefox for WINDOW$, Waterfox has become pretty much useless. But then it hit me that Waterfox probably hasn’t been “quantumed” yet. So I installed it and all my add-ons, including the good old Classic Theme Restorer work 😀 Hopefully, by the time Waterfox receives the Quantum update, most add-ons, including Classic Theme Restorer, will have been updated to support Quantum.

Anyway, you can download Waterfox here.


Posted on 21st November 2017 at 18:24 GMT
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Mariano Rajoy is an idiot

The situation in Catalonia has been centre stage lately.

Media are rarely impartial, they usually lean in one direction. Which one in the Catalan situation? That depends on where you live and whether your government supports Catalan independence or not. In Croatia, most media pretend to be impartial, but from reading their articles, it’s quite clear they write in favour of the independent Catalonia, probably because they associate Spanish Catalonia with Yugoslav Croatia, but yeah, things ain’t that simple. Aye, the situation is quite similar in many ways, but then again, there are quite a few differences. I’m not gonna point the similarities and differences out, but rather show you how complex the situation really is (and yeah, I’m gonna trash the Rajoy fascist along the way  🙂 ).

What’s my opinion? The fact is that Catalonia is deeply divided when it comes to their independence from Spain. Still, referendum seems to be the fairest solution to see the public opinion and try to satisfy the majority. That’s why I supported the referendum. If the Spanish government wouldn’t allow a legal referendum, then yeah go for an illegal one.
Then I – like the rest of the planet – saw the behaviour of the Spanish police sent by that imperialistic scum Rajoy. The turn-out and the results weren’t surprising and, frankly, are no grounds to declare independence. Nevertheless, after witnessing the barbaric behaviour of the police, I thought that most of those against the independence would shift their views. That did not happen and a lot of Catalanoians are still against the independence, so now I’m not sure what to think anymore. One thing is for sure – Catalonia is doomed to misery. Either the supporters of Spanish unity are going to be miserable in independent Catalonia or the supporters of the independence are going to be miserable in Spain.

But who is to blame for all this mess? Mariano Rajoy, of course 🙂 True, he is hardly the only figure in the chain of events, but his incompetence is the main cause.

He should have made a legal referendum possible to begin with. Made amends to the constitution if necessary. A legal referendum would have shown the reality of public opinion. Both sides would have had equal opportunity to present their arguments; the turn-out would have been much higher and probably wouldn’t go so much in favour of independence because supporters of the unity wouldn’t have boycotted the bloody referendum! In case the turn-out would have been poor even than, Catalans couldn’t say that people were afraid to cast their pro-independence votes because no one would have tried to stop them… Federal countries where referendums, sponsored by the central government, were held still exist. Scotland is still a country in the UK and Quebec is still a province in Canada… But even if the supposed legal referendum was won by pro-independence Catalonians, Catalonia could have, and probably would have, left Spain peacefully, and Spain and Catalonia could have become good neighbours with a bit of friendly competition.

But, mkay, so the guy didn’t want to risk Catalonia breaking away in any case. Then, once he’d seen that he couldn’t stop the Catalans from holding the referendum; he should have let the events play out and have his police storm the polling places and confiscate the ballots after the closing time. Then he should have had the referendum organizers arrested. That way he would have avoided the violence, or at the very least reduced it to minimum. He wouldn’t have made martyrs of pro-independence Catalans, he wouldn’t have embarrassed himself and the entire Spanish government.

Can the situation be salvaged? Although a peaceful solution seems to be slipping further and further away, yeah it’s still possible to make a deal acceptable to both sides to a degree. After all, we are all human beings. Hopefully, the EU is gonna engage more because it would be quite a shame if there would be a military conflict in Europe over self-goverance. The nineties were quite enough :/

I think, both the Spanish and the Catalans should swallow their pride and accept the current situation. Mkay, the Spanish can throw the current Catalonian government to jail if it makes them feel better and the Catalans should accept the fact that the results and the events unfolding during and after the referendum can’t justify the independence. Nevertheless, the referendum has clearly shown that a lot of Catalns aren’t satisfied with current position of Catalonia within Spain. Therefore, Spain should offer Catalonia maximum autonomy. They should exclude Catalonia from paying federal taxes (like they did with the Basque Country), they should give Catalonia leeway in everything except foreign policy, they shouldn’t require from Catalonians to fly Spanish flags at their institutions and let them fly only flags of Catalonia. Basically, Catalonia could share only the foreign relations, the military (even that ain’t necessary) and the currency (that ain’t necessary too but it makes life quite easier). There should also be no borders between the two countries, which ain’t a problem with Shengen and all 🙂 There are also some trivialities that make life easier, like the common country calling number, common carriers etc. In every other way, Catalonia should run its own affairs independent from the central government. Catalonia could easily be a republic within the Kingdom of Spain. I mean if Serbs can have a republic in Bosnia, why the hell shouldn’t the Catalans have theirs in Spain?! Now, if the Spanish government actually makes that kind of a deal to the Catalans, they would be fools not to accept it. In addition to the cons that come with the full independence (like all the costly foreign relations), there is a larger picture Spain, Catalonia, the EU and every bloody European should consider. Who really benefits from unstable Europe? Our common adversaries. Be it the ISIS, Russia, China, North Korea or someone else.

The only advice I can give to the Spaniards is: save yourselves from Rajoy (and his lackeys). Get rid of him. He will be the end of your country.


Posted on October 28th, 2017 at 19:40 GMT
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