Since my homeland is a favourite vacation spot to many Europeans, I feel obliged to warn tourists, as well as my own kin, not to go to a certain “restaurant” or whatever the thing is.
The place is called Bistro Manjan (Croatian). Seems they rent suites too. I can’t vouch for the quality of their suites, but their “food”…
Now, about its location. The thing is located in Krasno. Krasno is a village, and by itself nothing special though there are a couple of churches to see in Krasno. However, the village is like a hub to the national park Northern Velebit, Kuterevo Bear Sanctuary, the town of Senj (I blogged about Senj last year, Nehaj Fortress to be precise) and other places of interest. Therefore, Krasno, and thus its restaurant(s), is often visited.
Anyway, we should have realized where we had come as soon as we had been given a stained table cover (yes, the stain does kinda say “STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEIR SUITES TOO”). Well, we were too busy playing cards when the waitress put it 😀 and since the stain was rather small, we thought “What the hell, everyone can miss a thing or two”.
We ordered French fries, skinless sausages (ćevapi) and burgers. The fries weren’t fried at all. If I had burned the next day and couldn’t go to the beach because of that, I think I would’ve returned and burned the place down! Especially since, I ate the things during a heat wave. Now, the meat.. hard like metal, no oil nor fat on it (a burger fell on Mom’s shirt and left no stain…). The sausages were just enlarged (though they were quite small for skinless sausages) crap of my guinea pig.
The only reason we didn’t throw the crap to the staff was because we had been too hungry.
In short, if you ever find yourself in Krasno, STAY AWAY FROM THE SHITHOLE CALLED MANJAN [THAT’S M A N J A N (the sign goes Bistro M a nj a n)].
You have been warned…
U kratko, ako ste u Krasnom, NE IDITE U BISTRO MANJAN NI POD KOJU CIJENU!!!
Posted on August 12th, 2013 at 14:20 GMT
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